[PussiKat21]

I was bored and surfing the net like usual and found some random funny junk....

The two-foot long bird called a Kea that lives in New Zealand likes to eat the strips of rubber around car windows!

The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad!
(Ok thennn.... lol)

Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!

Clinophobia is the fear of beds!
(So where do these people sleep then???... )

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds!
(Lets hope he flew into the deep fryer Kentucky Fried Chicken lol! )

Smelling bananas and/or green apples (smelling, not eating) can help you lose weight!
( This will be my new diet from now on.... )

A whale's penis is called a dork..
(BAAHAHAHAHA!!!!! )

Ancient Egyptians shaved off their eyebrows to mourn the deaths of their cats.
(If you see me with no eyebrows.. then my cat died.. )

and the last one is...

It's rumored that sucking on a copper penny will cause a breath-alyzer to read 0.
( Whos willing to test this theory????... )

[patch]

the last one is false myth busters busted that one

[PussiKat21]

really??... ah well.. it still funny

[patch]

yea they tryed every thing under the sun to beat the breatho buy memory

[PussiKat21]

Im still tryin to work out where ppl with clinophobia sleep ... lol

[patch]

like bats upside down in a cave

[vtclubby]

most of the people with clinophobia just become greenies and chain themselves to bulldozers or trees then they dont have to worry about beds

[patch]

vtclubby, on 09 August 2010 - 02:10 AM, said:

most of the people with clinophobia just become greenies and chain themselves to bulldozers or trees then they dont have to worry about beds

haha lol yea just like that guy in perth that was protesting in a tree

[PussiKat21]

The only things greenies have to worry about is when centerlink opens.... is it just me but these ppl do not shower either......

This post has been edited by PussiKat21: 09 August 2010 - 07:25 PM

[vtclubby]

sounds about right. if they do shower they dont use shampoo or anything "it was tested on animals i wont use it" "its not natural"

[PussiKat21]

I found some more... lol

Mass moonings - In 1832, 300 female Convicts at the Cascade Female Factory mooned the Governor of Tasmania during a chapel service. It was said that in a "rare moment of collusion with the Convict women, the ladies in the Governor's party could not control their laughter."

Adelaide - Claim to fame is that it is a City that has lots of Churches. Adelaide is the Capital of the only Australian state never to have received Convicts. Is universally recognised as a hole.

Rabbits - For each person in Australia there are two sheep and over 16 rabbits, the latter introduced in 1859 by one enterprising man who brought 24 wild rabbits from England in an effort to remind him of home.

This brings me to the Darwin Awards and the stupidity of others ... hehehe

(10 January 2009, Pennsylvania) An embarrassed and seriously injured 17-year-old initially claimed that an explosive had been planted in his backpack by persons unknown. However, police investigators soon extracted the truth from the feckless teen.

He found an M-80 explosive at his grandmother's house, took it to his room to examine it, and began to repeatedly light and extinguish the fuse. During one of these cycles the fuse would not go out, so he jammed the red cardboard tube between his thighs and covered it with his hand to muffle the explosion. This plan was less successful than he had hoped.

Commonly thought to be a quarter stick of dynamite, M80's (according to pyrouniverse.com) actually contain flash powder rather than TNT, and only 1/50 the amount--just under 3 grams. Used by the U.S. Military to simulate grenade explosions, M80's were outlawed in 1966 under the Child Protection Act.

They are not safe enough to be detonated by the average man on the average street, let alone by the average 17-year-old. One loud KABOOM! later, our junior pyrotechnics specialist had lost his right hand, right leg, and--very likely--his right to reproduce, earning him a living Darwin Award.

* As always, my regrets to the boy and his family.

Darwin says, "Another first-person medical story."

Our young hero, accompanied by his concerned young girlfriend, sought professional medical advice. Upon entering the examination room, the young man gingerly lowered his pants and asked for my opinion on his immensely swollen, dark purple penis. Attempting to defuse his anxiety, I calmly asked what had happened.

He was unwilling to speak. His girlfriend replied hesitantly, "Nothing. We woke up this morning and it was like that."

The physician reassured the young couple that:
(1) It would not drop off.
(2) It would heal.
(3) Oral sex can be dangerous!

This young man was blessed with a girlfriend with vacuum cleaner suction, and the previous night he had suffered severe barotrauma to his most beloved anatomical structure. Yes, he had almost been sucked out of the gene pool!

[patch]

lol you got to much time on your hands hehe

[PussiKat21]

I know.... I am always bored.... ...

[patch]

well ya can wash my car or build my torana for me then you wont be bord lol

This post has been edited by patch: 15 August 2010 - 10:27 AM

[TAS-VK]

Or pay me to clean it lol sorry detail it