[SSHatch]

Subject: Ferrari

It has just been announced that the Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire Pit Crew yesterday. The action followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British Government's 'Work For the Dole' Scheme and hire unemployed youths from Liverpool.

The decision was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed Scousers were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds, without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high-tech gear.

A bold move by Ferrari management, as most F1 races are won and lost in the pits. However, Ferrari are seen to now have a massive advantage over every other F1 team.

Ferrari got more than they bargained for, however, during the Scouse Crew's first practice session.
Not only were they able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had also resprayed, rebadged and sold the vehicle to the McLaren Team for four dozen cans of Special Brew,a gram of Coke and a quick shufty at Coulthard's bird in the shower.

[MALUR8]

That is classic!!!

[Pushrod8s]

Plus Jean Todt is racing in place of Alonso, Ross Brawn is going to be the next US president, Mika Hakkinen is going to win a world championship with Minardi AND... (Shock horror) Jacques Villenueve will finish the race at Bahrain...


Oh, and also, incase some people haven't noticed, D.C went to Red Bull this year...so please change "Coulthards shufty" to "JPM shufty"